Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Things I Never Thought I'd Say

I always knew I wanted to be a mom but I don't think the full reality of what that means really hits you until you are actually a mom. Being a mother of infants is exhausting. You get no sleep, people rely on you all the time, your body isn't your own and you walk around in a fog thinking you will never be you again. Then that changes, the regimented schedule changes and things are always different in Toddler Land. In toddler land I am a constant broken record and a playground. They use me as a trampoline and a slid and a diving board. But the broken record thing bothers me the most.

Here is my list of things I never thought I would say:
Don't lick that
Stop touching your sister
Get your hands out of your pants
Can't I just pee, please!
Don't touch your poop
Mommy can't hear herself think
The cats won't eat corn

At least they're cute ( most of the time)